This is a list of all 45 episodes from the television series Monty Python's Flying Circus:

The original air dates do not all apply to BBC Scotland, which took a different approach to airing the series.

• Series 1 was broadcast at the same time, except for the last two episodes, which were shown on 2 and 16 January 1970.
• Series 2 was broadcast on Sundays from 17 September to 16 January 1971 (not 10 or 17 October 1970).
• Series 3 was broadcast on Thursday evenings on BBC1 at 10:15.
• Series 4 was broadcast at the same time as the rest, on BBC2.

Series 1

1. Whither Canada?

(episode 1; aired 5 October 1969;^[1] recorded 7 September 1969)

• It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
• Famous deaths
• Italian lesson - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones
• Whizzo Butter
  • A parody of the commercials for Stork SB Margarine. The word "Whizzo" would be used throughout the series as the title of various companies and products, such as The Whizzo Quality Assortment produced by the Whizzo Chocolate Company, for the Crunchy Frog sketch of episode six.
• "It's the Arts"
• Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[2]
• Picasso/Cycling Race
• The Funniest Joke in the World

2. Sex and Violence

(episode 2; aired 12 October 1969; recorded 30 August 1969)

• Flying Sheep - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[3]
• French Lecture on Sheep-Aircraft
• A Man with Three Buttocks
  • First appearance of the phrase "And now for something completely different".
• A Man with Two Noses
• Musical Mice
• Marriage Guidance Counsellor - Written by Eric Idle
• The Wacky Queen
• Working-class playwright
• The Wrestling Epilogue - Written by Eric Idle^[4]
  • Real professional wrestlers portrayed a monsignor and a college professor who debate the existence of God by wrestling.

• The Mouse Problem - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[5][6][7][8]

3. How to Recognise Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away

(episode 3; aired 19 October 1969; recorded 14 September 1969)

This episode had the longest title.

• The Larch
• Court Scene with Cardinal Richelieu - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[2]
• The Larch - Part 2
• Bicycle Repair Man - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones^[2][8]
  • In a town full of people with the persona of Superman a man has the secret identity of "Bicycle Repair Man" with the impressive superpower of being able to repair a bicycle with his own hands.

• Children's Stories
  • Eric Idle starts telling children's stories that become increasingly sexual.
• Restaurant Sketch
• Seduced Milkmen
  • The woman is often said to be Carol Cleveland, but it is actually Thelma Taylor^[9], who is uncredited. Cleveland does appear in a version of this sketch in the film And Now for Something Completely Different.

• Stolen newsreader
• The Horse Chestnut
• Children's Interview
• Nudge Nudge - Written by Eric Idle^[8]

4. Owl Stretching Time

(episode 4; aired 26 October 1969; recorded 21 September 1969)

Owl Stretching Time was a proposed name for the series itself.

• Song: "Jerusalem (And did those feet)"
• Art Gallery
• Art Critic
• It's a Dog's Life in the Modern Army
• Undressing in Public - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones^[2]
• Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[10]
  • First appearance of the 16-Ton Weight. The 16-Ton Weight would appear in several more episodes including "The BBC Entry to the Zinc Stoat of Budapest", "Intermission", and "Blood, Devastation, Death, War, and Horror".

• Secret Service Dentists

Many sketches in this episode are ended prematurely by Graham Chapman's army character ("The Colonel"), who protests rip offs of the British Army's slogan, "It's a Man's Life in the Modern Army"

5. Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the 20th Century

BBC-1 began colour broadcasting officially on 15 November 1969. Since September 1969, however, they had been broadcasting colour programmes "unofficially", so while the whole of the first series was broadcast in colour, this episode was the first to be advertised as being in colour (source: Notes taken from BBC videotape operators and transmission managers made at the time). This was also the first episode where John Cleese says the title in a silly voice rather than calmly in his normal voice.

(episode 5; aired 16 November 1969; recorded 3 October 1969)

• Confuse-a-Cat - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[8][2]
• The Smuggler
• A Duck, a Cat and a Lizard (discussion)
• Vox Pops on Smuggling
• Police Raid
• Letters and Vox Pops
• Newsreader Arrested
• Erotic film
• Silly Job Interview
  • First appeared in How to Irritate People.
• Careers Advisory Board
• Burglar/Encyclopedia Salesman

6. It's the Arts (or: The BBC Entry to the Zinc Stoat of Budapest)

(episode 6; aired 23 November 1969; recorded 5 November 1969)

• Johann Gambolputty [de]
• Non-Illegal Robbery
• Vox Pops on Burglary
• Crunchy Frog (Whizzo Chocolate Company) - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[2]
• The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker - Written by Graham Chapman & Eric Idle^[6][8][11]
• Red Indian in Theatre
• Policemen Make Wonderful Friends
• A Scotsman on a Horse
• 20th Century Vole - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[8]
  • A parody of the Hollywood movie industry.

7. You're No Fun Anymore

(episode 7; aired 30 November 1969; recorded 10 October 1969)

• Camel Spotting
• You're No Fun Anymore
• The Audit
• Science Fiction Sketch
  • Man Turns Into Scotsman
  • Police station
  • Blancmanges Playing Tennis

8. Full Frontal Nudity

(episode 8; aired 7 December 1969; recorded 25 November 1969)

• Army Protection Racket - Written by John Cleese & Michael Palin^[2]
• Vox Pops on Full Frontal Nudity
• Art Critic - The Place of the Nude
• Buying a Bed
• Hermits
• Dead Parrot sketch - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[3][8]
• The Flasher
• Hell's Grannies
  • The theme song from the James Bond film Thunderball is heard.

This episode repeats a running gag from episode 4: a female cast member delivers a terrible joke, and upon protest from fellow cast members wails "But it's my only line!"

Most sketches in this episode are ended prematurely by Graham Chapman's army character ("The Colonel") from the first sketch, who protests that they are "too silly."

9. The Ant, an Introduction

(episode 9; aired 14 December 1969; recorded 7 December 1969)

• Llamas
• A Man with a Tape Recorder Up His Nose
• Kilimanjaro Expedition (Double Vision) - Written by John Cleese & Eric Idle^[12]
• A Man with a Tape Recorder Up His Brother's Nose
• Homicidal Barber - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones^[13][2]
• The Lumberjack Song - Written by Michael Palin, Terry Jones & Fred Tomlinson^[8]
• Letter and Britain's Joke for the Rubber Mac of Zurich Award
• Gumby Crooner
  • First Gumby sketch
• The Refreshment Room at Bletchley
• Ken Buddha and His Inflatable Knees
• Brian Islam and Brucie (animation)
  • The music is "Banjoreno" by the Dixieland Jug Blowers.

• Hunting Film - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones^[3]
  • The music to this is "Waltzing trumpets" by Harry Mortimer.

• The Visitors
  • Concludes with "Ding Dong Merrily on High" (possibly due to being broadcast on the 45th anniversary of its publication as a Christmas carol)

10. Untitled

(episode 10; aired 21 December 1969; recorded 30 November 1969)

• Walk-on Part in Sketch
• Bank Robber in a Lingerie Shop
• Trailer
• It's A Tree
• Vocational Guidance Counsellor
  • The larch from episode 3 reappears.

• Ron Obvious
  • The First Man to Jump the Channel
  • Eating Chichester Cathedral
  • Tunnelling from Godalming to Java
  • Splitting a railway carriage with his nose
  • Running to Mercury
  • Most time being Underground
• Pet Conversions - Written by Graham Chapman^[2]
• Gorilla Librarian
• Letters to Daily Mirror
• Strangers in the night
  • Biggles and Algy appear on the show for the first time.

This is the first episode not to show an episode title at the beginning of the closing credits.

11. The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom

(episode 11; aired 28 December 1969; recorded 14 December 1969)

• Lavatorial Humour
  • The RPO performs the opening of Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1 in the bathroom.

• Interruptions
• Agatha Christie (Inspector Tiger)
• Literary Football Discussion
• Interesting People
  • Features a version of "Men of Harlech" by the Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir

• Undertakers Film
• Eighteenth-Century Social Legislation
• The Battle of Trafalgar
• Batley Townswomen's Guild Presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour - Written by Eric Idle^[11]
• Undertakers Film

12. The Naked Ant

(episode 12; aired 4 January 1970; recorded 21 December 1969)

• Falling From Building
• Spectrum - Talking About Things
• Visitors From Coventry
• Mr. Hilter and the Minehead by-election - Written by John Cleese & Michael Palin^[8][14][2]
• Silly Voices at the Police station
• Upper Class Twit of the Year - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[6][8][2]
• Ken Shabby - sketch includes Connie Booth.
• How Far Can a Minister Fall?
• Nobody Has Anything Else to Say

13. Intermission (or: It's The Arts)

(episode 13; aired 11 January 1970; recorded 4 January 1970)

• Short intermission (music: Theme from A Summer Place)
• Restaurant Abuse/Cannibalism
• Advertisements
• Albatross
• Come Back to My Place - Written by Graham Chapman^[11]
• Me Doctor
• Historical Impersonations
  • Featuring Cardinal Richelieu as Petula Clark; Julius Caesar as Eddie Waring; Florence Nightingale as Brian London; Ivan the Terrible as a sales assistant at Freeman, Hardy and Willis; W. G. Grace as a music box; Napoleon as the R101 disaster; and John the Baptist as Graham Hill

• Quiz Programme: "Wishes"
• Probe-Around on Crime
• Stonehenge and Mr. Attila the Hun
• Psychiatry - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[10]
  • Features "Going to the Zoo" by Tom Paxton, with vocals by Julie Felix.

• Operating theatre

Series 2

1. Face the Press (or: Dinsdale)

(episode 14; aired 15 September 1970; recorded 9 July 1970)

• Face the Press
• New Cooker Sketch
• Tobacconist's (Prostitute Advert)
• The Ministry of Silly Walks - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones^[6][8]
• La March Futile
• Ethel the Frog/Piranha Brothers - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[15]

Introductory music of Ethel the Frog/Piranha Brothers: from Karelia Suite by Jean Sibelius

2. The Spanish Inquisition

(episode 15; aired 22 September 1970; recorded 2 July 1970)

• Man-Powered Flight

The opening sequence appears here.

• The Spanish Inquisition - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones^[8]
• Jokes and Novelties Salesman
• Tax on Thingy
• Vox Pops on Taxation (including a rare piece of meaningful dialogue from the It's Man)
• Photos of Uncle Ted
• The Spanish Inquisition (continued)
• The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights
• Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp
• Gunfight at the O.K. Corral in Morse Code
• Smoke signal version of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
• Court Charades
• Race Against the Credits (music: Devil's Galop by Charles Williams)

The Spanish Inquisitors (Palin, Jones, and Gilliam) appear 7 times throughout this episode.

3. Déjà Vu (or: Show 5)

(episode 16; aired 29 September 1970; recorded 16 July 1970)

• A Bishop Rehearsing
• Flying Lessons - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[16]
• Hijacked Plane
• The Poet Ewan McTeagle
• Hand Trees (Animation)
• Psychiatrist Milkman

Graham Chapman's character's name changes from Mrs. Ratbag to Mrs. Pim.

• Complaints
• Déjà Vu

This episode introduces a running gag that is used for the next two episodes: A character says, "Walk this way." The character told this responds, "If I could walk that way..." only to be stopped when the first character warns them about finishing the punchline by raising a finger.

4. The Buzz Aldrin Show (or: An Apology)

(episode 17; aired 20 October 1970; recorded 18 September 1970)

• An apology
• Gumby announcement
• Architects Sketch - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[17]
• How to Recognize a Mason
• An apology/Another Gumby announcement
• Motor Insurance Sketch
• The Bishop

The Peter Gunn Theme by Henry Mancini is prominent.

• Living Room on Pavement
• Poets
• A Choice of Viewing
• An Interview with a Nude Man
• The Bishop...Again?!
• An apology
• Gumby Frog Curse/Another Another Gumby Announcement
• Chemist Sketch
• An Apology/Words Not to be Used Again

The words shown on the slides are (in the following order): "B*M", "B*TTY", "P*X", "KN*CKERS (twice consecutively)", "W**-W**", and "SEMPRINI".

• A Less Naughty Chemist's
• A Not At All Naughty Chemist's
• Vox Pops on After-shave
• Police Constable Pan-Am
• Another Apology
• End Credits
• Last Gumby announcement (The end)

Cardinal Ximénez makes a cameo appearance in this episode. Additionally, one character says "I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition", but, being played by Michael Palin (as is Cardinal Ximénez), is told to shut up.

The "Walk this way" gag is used again, but this time the punchline is said completely, resulting in the character saying it being taken away by a police constable.

5. Live from the Grill-O-Mat

(episode 18; aired 27 October 1970; recorded 10 September 1970)

• Live From the Grill-o-Mat

The opening sequence appears here.

• The First Item...
• Blackmail - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones

Terry Gilliam replaces Terry Jones as the Nude Organist.

• Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
• Escape from Film
• The Next Item (or dish)...
• Current Affairs
• Continued from the Escape from Film
• The Next Item (...Prawn Salad...?)...
• Accidents Sketch (Prawn Salad Ltd.)
• Interruption
• Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
• The Butcher Who is Alternately Rude and Polite
• The Last Item (coffee)...
• Ken Clean-Air System
• On the Bus (end credits)

The "Walk this way" gag is used for the last time, except the words "I" and "walk" are replaced with "we" (since it's a group of people) and "run", respectively.

6. It's a Living (or: School Prizes)

(episode 19; aired 3 November 1970; recorded 10 September 1970)

• "It's a Living"
• The Time on BBC 1

The opening credits appear here.

• School Prize-Giving
• "if...." - a film by Mr Dibley
• "Rear Window" - a film by Mr Dibley
• "Finian's Rainbow" (starring the man from the off-licence)
• The Foreign Secretary and Other News
• Free Dung from the "Book of the Month" Club
• Dead Indian
• Timmy Williams interview (a parody of David Frost)
• Raymond Luxury Yacht (Throat Wobbler Mangrove interview)
• Marriage Registry office
• Election Night Special

7. The Attila the Hun Show

(episode 20; aired 10 November 1970; recorded 2 October 1970)

• "The Attila the Hun Show"

Parody of The Debbie Reynolds Show (1969), recreating the opening credits shot for shot and using a knockoff of the theme "With A Little Love" by Mike LeRoy.

The opening sequence appears after this sketch.

• Attila the Nun
• Secretary of State Striptease
• Vox Pops on Political Groupies
• Ratcatcher
• Wainscotting
• Killer Sheep
• The News for Parrots
• The News for Gibbons
• Today in Parliament
• The News for Wombats
• Attila the Bun
• The Idiot in the Rural Society
• Test Match Against Iceland
• The Epsom Furniture Race
• "Spot The Braincell"

A parody of the game show Take Your Pick!, which had been cancelled roughly two years earlier.

8. Archaeology Today

(episode 21; aired 17 November 1970; recorded 9 October 1970)

• Trailer

The opening credits appear here. The foot at the end of the credits stays on screen for an unusually long time and then crumbles into the ground, leading into the next animation.

• "Archaeology Today"
• Silly Vicar and Leapy Lee
• Registrar (wife swap)
• Silly doctor sketch (immediately abandoned)
• Mr. and Mrs. Git
• Roy and Hank Spim - Mosquito hunters
• Poofy Judges
• Mrs. Thing and Mrs. Entity
• Beethoven's Mynah Bird
• Shakespeare
• Michelangelo
• Colin "Chopper" Mozart (ratcatcher)
• Judges (end credits)

9. How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body

(episode 22; aired 24 November 1970; recorded 25 September 1970)

• "How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body"
• Bruces sketch - Written by John Cleese & Eric Idle^[12][17]
• Naughty Bits
• The Man who Contradicts People
• Cosmetic Surgery
• Camp Square-Bashing
• Killer Cars (Animation)
• Cut-Price Airline
• Batley Townswomen's Guild Presents the First Heart Transplant (Written by Eric Idle)
• The First Underwater Production of Measure for Measure
• The Death of Mary Queen of Scots
• Exploding Penguin on the TV Set - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[11][18]
• There's Been a Murder
• Sgt. Duckie's Song - Police entry for Eurovision Song Contest
• "Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong" (song) - contest winner from Monaco - Written by Graham Chapman & Fred Tomlinson^[11][19]

10. Scott of the Antarctic

(episode 23; aired 1 December 1970; recorded 2 July 1970)

• French Subtitled Film
• Scott of the Antarctic
• Scott of the Sahara

The opening sequence appears after this sketch, seventeen and a half minutes into the show (out of about thirty).

• Conrad Poohs and His Dancing Teeth (Animation)
• Fish Licence & The ten feet tall Mayor
• Derby Council v. All Blacks Rugby Match (including the tall Mayor)
• Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournemouth Gynaecologists

11. How Not to Be Seen

(episode 24; aired 8 December 1970; recorded 23 July 1970)

• Conquistador Coffee Campaign
• Repeating Groove

Opening sequence appears here.

• Ramsay MacDonald Striptease
• Job Hunter
• International Chinese Communist Conspiracy
• Crelm Toothpaste / Shrill Petrol
• Agatha Christie Sketch (railway timetables)
• Mr Neville Shunte-Railroad Playwright
• Gavin Millarrrrrrrrr Writes
• Film Director/Dentist Martin Curry (teeth)
• City Gents Vox Pops
• Crackpot Religions Ltd

This sketch contains a religious parody of the game show Sale of the Century, which had just been pitched to British television.

A scene at the end, with crosses that are actually telegraph poles, was cut out but can be seen at the end of the episode when the whole show is repeated.

• How Not to Be Seen
• Crossing the Atlantic on a Tricycle
• Interview in Filing Cabinet
• "Yummy Yummy Yummy, I've Got Love in My Tummy"/Music Time

The end credits appear here.

• Monty Python's Flying Circus Again in Thirty Seconds

A recap of the episode.

John Cleese's "And now for something completely different" and the opening sequence have a repeating groove.

This episode featured many famous characters from different episodes including Arthur Name (Nudge Nudge), and Ken Shabby. Terry Gilliam also reprised his role as the nude organist (Blackmail), a character usually played by Terry Jones.

12. Spam

(Episode 25; aired 15 December 1970; recorded 25 June 1970)

• "The Black Eagle"

The opening sequence appears here.

• Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook - Written by John Cleese^[14]
• Court (phrasebook)

Includes another reference to Take Your Pick!, where the prosecutor gongs Alexander Yalt (Michael Palin) for answering "yes" during a series of questions.

• World Forum - Communist Quiz
• "Ypres 1914" (abandoned) - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones^[20]
• Art Gallery Strikes
• "Ypres 1914" - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones^[20]
• Hospital for Over-Actors

Includes a Richard III Ward, due in part to many exaggerations on the character over the years.

• Gumby Flower Arranging
• Spam - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones^[21]

13. Royal Episode 13 (or: The Queen Will Be Watching)

(episode 26; aired 22 December 1970; recorded 16 October 1970)

• The Queen Will Be Watching

In honour of Her Majesty the Queen, a shortened opening sequence plays "Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1" in place of "The Liberty Bell".

• Coal Mine in Llanddarog Carmarthen
• The Man Who Says Things in a Very Roundabout Way
• Commercials
• How to Feed a Goldfish
• The Man Who Collects Birdwatcher's Eggs
• Insurance Sketch
• Hospital Run by RSM
• Mountaineer
• Exploding Version of "The Blue Danube"
• Girls Boarding School
• Submarine
• A Man with a Stoat Through His Head
• Lifeboat (cannibalism)
• Undertakers sketch - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[8][22]

This episode includes a reference to Episode 14: Spiny Norman appears from behind Trafalgar Square and says, "Dinsdale!"

Series 3

In this series only, the opening sequence begins with a nude organist, John Cleese saying "and now," and the "It's" Man.

1. Whicker's World (or: Njorl's Saga)

(episode 27; aired 19 October 1972; recorded 14 January 1972)

• Njorl's Saga/Opening Credits
• Multiple Murderer Court Scene
• Investigating the body (Animation)
• Njorl's Saga - part II
• A Terrible Mess
• Njorl's Saga - part II: North Malden?
• Starting Over
• Njorl's Saga - part II: Invest in Malden?
• Phone conversation about the word "Malden" in the saga
• Eric Njorl Court Scene (Njorl's Saga - part III)
• Stock Exchange Report
• Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion at the Launderette - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[23]
• Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion at North Malden - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[23]
• Back to the saga...
• Njorl's Saga - part IV: Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion visit Sartre in Paris - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[23]
• Whicker's World

2. Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular

(episode 28; aired 26 October 1972; recorded 28 January 1972)

• Emigration from Surbiton to Hounslow

  The opening sequence follows this sketch.

• Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company
• How to Do It

  A parody of Blue Peter (which was about to celebrate its 15th anniversary at the time this episode was transmitted).

• Mrs. Niggerbaiter Explodes
• Vicar/Salesman
• Farming Club
• "Life of Tschaikowsky"
• Trim-Jeans Theatre
• The Fish-Slapping Dance - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones^[24]
• World War II (Animation)
• Titanic Sinking
• The BBC is Short of Money
• SS Mother Goose
• It's Man Show

  Shown after the closing credits. Lulu and Ringo Starr appear as themselves. This is one of the few times you can hear the man say something besides "It's".

3. The Money Programme

(episode 29; aired 2 November 1972; recorded 4 December 1971)

• The Money Programme
• Money Song - Written by Eric Idle & John Gould^[8]

The opening sequence appears here.

• Erizabeth L
• Fraud Film Director Squad^[25]
• Hands Up (Animation)
• Dead Bishop, AKA Church Police or Salvation Fuzz
• Jungle Restaurant
• Apology for Violence and Nudity
• Ken Russell's "Gardening Club"
• The Lost World of Roiurama

The end credits appear here.

• Six More Minutes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
• The Argument Skit - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[26]
• Hitting on the Head Lessons
• Inspector Flying Fox of the Yard
• One More Minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus

4. Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror

(episode 30; aired 9 November 1972; recorded 11 December 1971)

• Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
• The Man Who Speaks in Anagrams - Written by Eric Idle^[13]

The opening sequence follows this sketch.

• Anagram Quiz
• Merchant Banker - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[8][27]
• Pantomime Horses
• Life and Death Struggles
• Househunters
• Mary Recruitment Office
• Bus Conductor Sketch
• The Man Who Makes People Laugh Uncontrollably
• Army Captain as Clown
• Gestures to Indicate Pauses in a Televised Talk
• Neurotic Announcers
• The News with Richard Baker (vision only)
• The Pantomime Horse is a Secret Agent

Anagrams appear throughout this episode: "Tony M. Nyphot's Flying Risccu" for Monty Python's Flying Circus; "Chamran Knebt" for Merchant Bank, "Mary Recruitment Office" for Army Recruitment Office. The end credits are all in anagrams.

Richard Baker has also done gestures to indicate pauses in the news.

5. The All-England Summarize Proust Competition

(episode 31; aired 16 November 1972; recorded 24 April 1972)

• Summarize Proust Competition - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones^[2]

The end credits appear here.

• Hairdressers Climb Up Mount Everest
• A Magnificent Festering
• Fire Brigade
• Our Eamonn
• "Party Hints" with Veronica Smalls
• Language Laboratory
• Travel Agent - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman, Eric Idle^[8][2]
• Watney's Red Barrel
• Anne Elk's Theory on Brontosauruses - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[28]

A running gag throughout this episode is that whenever anyone answers the phone, they take off their shoe as if the person on the other end asked their shoe size.

6. The War Against Pornography

(episode 32; aired 23 November 1972; recorded 21 January 1972)

• Tory Housewives Clean-up Campaign

The opening sequence appears after this sketch.

• Gumby Brain Specialist

The catchphrase, "My brain hurts!" is born.

• Molluscs - "Live" TV Documentary
• Report on the Minister reports
• Tuesday Documentary
• Children's Story
• Match of the Day
• An Apology
• Expedition to Lake Pahoe
• The Silliest Interview We've Ever Had
• The Silliest Sketch We've Ever Done

7. Salad Days

(episode 33; aired 30 November 1972; recorded 7 January 1972)

• Biggles Dictates a Letter

In some video editions, a technical glitch cuts some of the dialogue; but the complete original does exist.

• Climbing the North Face of the Uxbridge Road
• Lifeboat
• Old lady snoopers
• Storage Jars
• TV is Bad For Your Eyes (Animation)
• The Show so Far
• Cheese Shop sketch - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[6][8]
• Philip Jenkinson on Cheese Westerns
• Sam Peckinpah's "Salad Days"

The end credits appear here.

• Apology
• The News with Richard Baker
• Seashore Interlude Film

8. The Cycling Tour

(episode 34; aired 7 December 1972; recorded 4 May 1972)

• Mr. Pither
• Mr. Gulliver (who thinks he is Clodagh Rodgers)
• Trotsky
• Smolensk
• Bingo-Crazed Chinese
• Not Secret Police
• Trotsky / Eartha Kitt
• Firing Squad
• Eartha Kitt / Edward Heath
• Narrow Escape/Credits
• Monsters dance to "Jack in the Box"

This episode is the first episode of Flying Circus to feature a full-length story.

This is the first episode that doesn't have a formal opening sequence; instead, a simple caption "The Cycling Tour" appears at the beginning of the episode.

John Tomiczek, Graham Chapman's adopted son, makes a brief non-speaking appearance as an autograph seeker.

The episode was written by Michael Palin and Terry Jones with the exception of the last third which was re-written by John Cleese and Graham Chapman.^[11] Michael Palin and Terry Jones play only one character each throughout the whole show (although Jones, suffering from amnesia, imagines himself as Clodagh Rogers, Leon Trotsky, Eartha Kitt and Edward Heath).

The music to which Mr. Pither cycles is the Waltz from Act II of Faust by Charles Gounod.

9. The Nude Organist (or: The Nude Man)

(episode 35; aired 14 December 1972; recorded 11 May 1972)

• Bomb on Plane
• A Naked Man

The opening sequence appears after this sketch.

• Ten Seconds of Sex
• Housing Project Built by Characters from Nineteenth-century English Literature
• M1 Interchange Built by Characters from 'Paradise Lost'
• Mystico and Janet - Flats Built by Hypnosis
• Mortuary Hour
• The Olympic Hide-and-seek Final
• The Cheap-Laughs
• Bull-fighting
• The British Well-Basically Club
• Prices on the Planet Algon - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones^[2]
• Mr. Badger Reads the Credits

Most sketches are interrupted by Mr. Badger (Eric Idle) right from the opening of the show. In addition, Michael Palin's Compère and Terry Gilliam's Knight both made one-time reappearances since Series 1 in this episode (there is also a reference to Episode 3 in this scene, in which there are two people carrying a donkey).

10. E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease

(episode 36; aired 21 December 1972; recorded 25 May 1972)

• Tudor Jobs Agency
• Pornographic Bookshop
• Elizabethan Pornography Smugglers
• Silly Disturbances

The opening sequence follows this sketch.

• The Free Repetition of Doubtful Words Sketch
• 'Is There?'... Life after Death?
• The Man Who Says Words in the Wrong Order
• Thripshaw's Disease

The footage representing the movie version of Thripshaw's Disease was taken from a 1960 Polish movie Knights of the Teutonic Order.

• Silly Noises
• Sherry-drinking Vicar

The BBC censored this episode probably more than any other, cutting three sketches (Big Nosed Sculptor, Revolting Cocktails, Wee-Wee Wine Cellar) as well as much of Gilliam's animation.

11. Dennis Moore

(episode 37; aired 4 January 1973; recorded 17 April 1972)

• "Boxing Tonight" - Jack Bodell v. Sir Kenneth Clark

The opening sequence follows this sketch.

• Dennis Moore - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman,^[6] obsessed with stealing lupins for the rural poor
• What the Stars Foretell - Written by Michael Palin & Terry Jones (as a parody of the Cleese/Chapman writing style)^[6][8]
• Doctor
• TV4 or Not TV4 Discussion
• Lupins - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[6]
• Ideal Loon Exhibition
• Off-Licence
• Dennis Moore Rides Again - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[6]
• Prejudice
• Redistribution of Wealth - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[6]

12. A Book at Bedtime

(episode 38; aired 11 January 1973; recorded 18 December 1971)

• Party Political Broadcast (Choreographed)

The opening sequence follows this sketch.

• A Book at Bedtime - "Redgauntlet"
• Kamikaze Scotsmen
• No Time to Lose
• Frontiers of Medicine - Penguins
• BBC programme planners
• Unexploded Scotsmen
• Spot the Looney
• Rival Documentaries

The end credits appear here.

• Dad's Doctors, Dad's Pooves and Other Interesting Stories

"Party Political Broadcast (Choreographed)" and "Dad's Doctors, Dad's Pooves and Other Interesting Stories" have been cut out in many versions of this episode.^[29] A clip of "Party Political Broadcast (Choreographed)" has surfaced on YouTube.^[30] "Dad's Doctors" has been restored to the iTunes version of the show as well as added to the Netflix streaming video version of the series.

13. Grandstand (or: The British Showbiz Awards)

(episode 39; aired 18 January 1973; recorded 18 May 1972)

This is the second episode without a formal opening sequence.

• Thames TV Introduction, with (the real) David Hamilton
• "Light Entertainment Awards" with Dickie Attenborough
• Dickie Attenborough
• The Oscar Wilde Sketch
• Charwoman (Animation)
• David Niven's Fridge
• Pasolini's Film "The Third Test Match"
• New Brain from Currys
• Blood Donor
• International Wife-Swapping
• Credits of the Year

The moment when the two men are discovered in bed together is John Cleese's last appearance in the series.

• The Dirty Vicar Sketch

During the Light Entertainment Awards, Richard Baker briefly appears, saying "Lemon Curry?"

Series 4

John Cleese was not interested in doing more of the series, so the rest of the troupe decided to do one last, shortened series under the simple banner, Monty Python (although the old full title, Monty Python's Flying Circus, is displayed at the beginning of the opening sequence). Cleese did receive writing credits on some episodes that featured material he'd written for the first draft of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (particularly in the Michael Ellis episode).

1. The Golden Age of Ballooning

(episode 40; aired 31 October 1974; recorded 12 October 1974)

This is the third episode without a formal opening sequence.

• The Montgolfier Brothers
• Montgolfier Brothers in Love (Not with each other, obviously)
• Louis XVI
• The Court of George III

The end credits appear here.

• Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Norwegian Party (subtitled)
• Zeppelin
• The Golden Age of Colonic Irrigation

Almost the entire episode was written by Michael Palin himself.

2. Michael Ellis

(episode 41; aired 7 November 1974; recorded 19 October 1974)

This is the third episode to feature a full-length story (the others being 'Them/Blancmange' from S1 and 'Cycling Tour' S3). It was mainly written by John Cleese and Graham Chapman with some help from Michael Palin and Neil Innes.^[11]

The end credits appear immediately after the opening sequence.

• Department Store
• Buying an Ant - Written by John Cleese & Graham Chapman^[2]
• At Home with the Ant and Other Pets
• Documentary on Ants
• Ant Complaints
• Ant Poetry Reading
• Toupee Department
• Different Endings

3. The Light Entertainment War

(episode 42; aired 14 November 1974; recorded 26 October 1974)

The Nude Organist and the It's Man appear for the last time, in footage taken from the Dennis Moore episode. Most of the sketches of the episode have a shared theme (World War II) yet no apparent narrative.

• Up Your Pavement (the title and announcer call it "Up Your Sidewalk")

Theme music is a variant of "When Does A Dream Begin?" and based very much on the theme tune to Steptoe and Son, a popular BBC sitcom of the time. A little later in this sequence, the Blue Peter theme tune can be heard very briefly. Douglas Adams, who previously wrote for the show, made a brief appearance as a doctor treating a man suffering from lumbago during a small portion of this skit.

• RAF Banter

Sketch opens with Terry Jones climbing out of a Hawker Hurricane Mk. I, L1592, now on display at the Science Museum, London.

• Trivializing the War
• Court-martial
• Basingstoke in Westphalia
• "Anything Goes" (song)
• Film Trailer

Opening titles appear here.

• The Public Are Idiots
• Programme Titles Conference
• The Last Five Miles (8 km) of the M4
• Woody and Tinny Words
• Show-Jumping

Features Olympic silver medal-winning showjumper Marion Mould (see also Stroller).

• Newsflash
• "When Does a Dream Begin?" (song)

Written and performed by Neil Innes, singing to Maggie Weston, the Python make-up girl, and future wife of Terry Gilliam.

4. Hamlet

(episode 43; aired 21 November 1974; recorded 2 November 1974)

• Bogus Psychiatrists
• Nationwide
• Police helmets
• Father-in-Law

Opening titles appear here.

• Hamlet and Ophelia
• Boxing Match Aftermath
• Boxing Commentary
• Piston Engine (a Bargain)
• A Room in Polonius's House
• Dentists
• Live from Epsom - Jockey Interviews
• Queen Victoria Handicap
• And then...

5. Mr. Neutron

(episode 44; aired 28 November 1974; recorded 9 November 1974)

This is the fourth episode to feature a full-length story ("Them/Blancmange", "Cycling Tour" and "Michael Ellis" being the earlier three).

• Opening titles / Post-Box Ceremony
• Mr. Neutron
• F.E.A.R. / Mr. Neutron Is Missing!
• Teddy Salad
• Secretary of State and Prime Minister
• Bombing
• Mrs. Scum
• Teddy Salad Explodes
• Mr. Neutron Escapes

End credits appear here.

• Conjuring Today

With the exception of "Post-box Ceremony," nearly the entire episode was co-written by Michael Palin and Terry Jones.

6. Party Political Broadcast

(episode 45; aired 5 December 1974; recorded 16 November 1974)

• Most Awful Family in Britain - Written by Graham Chapman and Neil Innes^[2]
• Icelandic Honey Week

Opening sequence appears here.

• Patient Abuse - Written by Graham Chapman and Douglas Adams^[31]
• Brigadier and Bishop
• Appeal on Behalf of Extremely Rich People - Written by Graham Chapman and Neil Innes^[2]
• The Man Who Finishes Other People's Sentences
• David Attenborough
• The Walking Trees of Dahomey
• Batsmen of the Kalahari
• Cricket Match (assegais)

End credits appear here.

• BBC News (handovers)

As the episode opens and closes, there are announcements related to the "Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Liberal Party."

References

External links

• "The complete unexpurgated scripts of the original TV series" at www.ibras.dk